1 00:00:10,090 --> 00:00:12,570 Can't find her bag. Where the heck is her bag? 2 00:00:13,170 --> 00:00:14,530 I can't find it. 3 00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:16,710 What the heck's going on here? 4 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:19,790 I'm trying to find something. I can't find it. 5 00:00:20,350 --> 00:00:22,590 What the heck is going on here? 6 00:00:57,739 --> 00:00:59,020 Damn my feet hurt. 7 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:05,950 God damn it, Adam? 8 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:11,410 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What the hell are you doing down there? I was 9 00:02:11,410 --> 00:02:15,410 looking. God damn it, get out from over there. I was, hold on, I was. God damn 10 00:02:15,410 --> 00:02:16,410 it, what are you doing? 11 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:18,470 I'm sorry, I was looking for a bag. 12 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:22,170 I was looking for a bag. What are you doing with that camera? Is that what the 13 00:02:22,170 --> 00:02:23,170 kids are into today? 14 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:27,950 God damn it, I'm going to have a serious conversation with my daughter about 15 00:02:27,950 --> 00:02:29,530 going out with a perv like you. 16 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:35,090 I was doing something for school, for a school project. 17 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:39,930 I have to do something where I'm documenting my life. 18 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:44,210 But I was trying to find her bag, and I can't find her bag. I couldn't find her 19 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:45,109 bag anywhere. 20 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:47,230 Well, it's not in my bedroom. 21 00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:48,790 Sorry. 22 00:02:49,150 --> 00:02:50,830 So, come on, just go. 23 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:54,970 I've had a long day. I want to take a shower. 24 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:56,770 Come on and make it. I feel uncomfortable. 25 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,250 Oh, that's all right. 26 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:04,570 It's kind of like not really a film school project. It's kind of like a, I 27 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:08,230 know, you know, something that just kind of like, I'm kind of a voyeur kind of 28 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,470 guy. I don't know. Yeah. 29 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:17,570 Like, do you like to watch, like, I don't know. You would have 30 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:21,750 stayed under the bed and watched me, like, get naked. Well, yeah, I mean, 31 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:25,990 kind of hot. So, I mean, you're my girlfriend's mom. I mean, you're kind of 32 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,880 So I had a look. 33 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,600 Well, my daughter does have good taste. 34 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,640 But Jesus Christ, I don't know what to do here. 35 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:43,900 Well, I mean, we could film a little something if you want and not really 36 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:44,900 anybody about it. 37 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:49,680 Well, it is kind of like, I don't know, it would be funny if we don't film. 38 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,520 You ever done a sex tape before? 39 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,160 Never. Really? Never, never, never. Isn't that? 40 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,050 I've been doing my husband's tape for a while, so. 41 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:02,310 Well, I mean, you know, sex tapes are kind of a thing now. Everybody does one, 42 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,388 you know. 43 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:06,650 Yeah, it's kind of one of the things. I'm just saying, I just, you know. 44 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:11,670 Well, I guess we could do something. 45 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:14,590 Yeah, we don't really have to tell anybody about it. 46 00:04:14,810 --> 00:04:18,350 Okay. Just be between me and you. I can give you a copy, and I just don't show 47 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:19,350 anybody. 48 00:04:19,769 --> 00:04:20,769 Okay. Yeah. 49 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:24,530 So, well, anyways, I was kind of like getting ready to. 50 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:29,950 You know, take a shower. 51 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:31,250 Okay. 52 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,050 Oh, wow. 53 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:39,330 Those are nice. 54 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:41,190 They are. Do you want to touch them? 55 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:42,470 Sure. 56 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:45,290 Oh, wow. 57 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,030 It feels really good. 58 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:51,230 Wow. 59 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,400 It's so good. It's been a while since I've had a man, you know. 60 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:58,780 Really? Yeah, because my husband died. 61 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:01,020 Oh, I know. I haven't had sex. 62 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,040 Really? It's been a while, huh? 63 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,580 Oh, my gosh. 64 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:05,960 Yeah. 65 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:10,060 Wow. So you could definitely do something. 66 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:14,820 Something that's just spontaneous, right? I'm a spontaneous kind of person. 67 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,320 Okay. So come here with your spontaneous kind of person. Okay. 68 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:22,480 Let's see what spontaneity can do for us. 69 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,080 Oh, wow. 70 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,440 Fantastic. 71 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,680 Oh, God. 72 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:42,820 It's so good. 73 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,100 Oh, jeez. 74 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,240 Oh, my God. 75 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,200 I can't believe we're doing this. 76 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:54,380 Oh, God. I can't believe I haven't had a cock in my mouth in forever. 77 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:36,760 Oh, man. 78 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,220 You really get this. 79 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,740 Doesn't my daddy do a good job, too? 80 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:43,120 Did I teach her well? You did. 81 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:34,070 Let's see what else we can do with this. Let it just sit down. 82 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,960 That's a cock my daughter's been riding, isn't it? Yeah. 83 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:31,660 Zoo right by her. 84 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:32,860 Oh, yeah. 85 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:10,500 Maybe I shouldn't let you date my daughter after all. Oh, yeah? 86 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:12,840 Hello? You're fucking her mom. 87 00:11:13,860 --> 00:11:17,420 It's kind of hot, though. I'm making a sex tape, too, of it. Oh, no. 88 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:20,060 We're both going to hell, huh? I guess so. 89 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,540 You're going to be in real trouble. 90 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,500 It's kind of hot, though. 91 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:28,480 We're both in big trouble, baby. 92 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:32,600 I'm not going to win the mom of the year. 93 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 That's for sure. 94 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:20,920 really good. 95 00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,170 Destroy this video. 96 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:23,930 Thank you so much for having us. I feel so much better. 97 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:28,390 God damn it. Break up with my daughter. 98 00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,870 I might have to. You're going to have to. 99 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,130 You're going to have to.